Story Of The Day

Friday 24 / 07 / 09 . 3.00 am: Kuala Terengganu, An accident happened at Padang Hiliran involving a car, a motorcycle, a house and parking meter! We were on our way back from a restaurant whose owner is period today, she was okay a few days back but tonight she was behaving badly to us, the customer, but still the Gear Box Soup is delicious ... :). Anyways, back to the story, This is a statement from the house owner, Mang Besor, he said that 3 drunk Indian guy was driving recklessly and crashed, hit the parking meter and the house. 2 of the Indian was hurried to the hospital, and 1 stayed back, and brag about how the car had converted the engine to a 2000 cc's. Enough said, please view the picture and video.

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Story of The Day

Well it is actually yesterday's news .. still about the M.U vs Malaysia XI. The result was 2:0, still didn't have the chance to read the papers yet. Maybe Malaysia Team had put on a fight maybe not, all together I hope M.U will think that visiting Malaysia is worth it! What do you think about the game, please comment!

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Story Of The Day

18 July 2009 was the date which held a game between Malaysia XI and Manchester United. It was a surprising score of 2 : 3. Amri Yahya scored both goals for Malaysia whilst Rooney, Nani and Owen was on the sheet for M.U.
Well, it was a good news for Malaysian, maybe our Football Team is improving, or maybe the pitch is bad, well there will definitely over the papers tomorrow. Even Shebby said that Malaysia Team is improving. But one thing good is eventhough the majority of Jersey's wore was more M.U's than Malaysia's, when Amri Yahya scored, Malaysian actually cheered, so we can say that this is a positive thing for Malaysia football, as long as they keep this kind of tempo. More or less, it was a good exposure for Malaysia, hopefully in future we will have the chance, finally to show in World Cup! Good luck Malaysia!

Jokes Corner

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said " Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied, " Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"


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Kebaya for Grabs (Children)

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Pjg Lengan
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Labuh Kain
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Story Of The Day

This is a story about a guy and a girl. Well, you do know that, when it is about a guy and a girl in a relationship, the story is like a Tamil movie, Love, Fight Scenes, etc. So this is how the stories goes:

This guy was abandoned around one month by his girlfriend. So today the guy went to the lady's house somewhere in Gong Badak( For those who don't know where Gong Badak , it is a place famous for the collapse stadium rooftop, you can see in youtube or google a picture which ultraman is fighting a monster, maybe the best reason causing the collapse) What happen was, there's a love chit chat between the lady and her scandal in Facebook.. of all the places .. and the guy asked the lady what's that chit chat about? but the lady said it was nothing, but the guy did not believe her. The guy twist the lady's hand and demand for some answers.. still the lady said nothing. Somehow, the lady managed to escaped and ran into her house, the guy who is now in rage mode, followed her. The lady locked her house door(sliding door) and stay inside, after that, failing to control his rage, kicked the door, broke the glass and injured his foot. It got cut and in the end he's now limping. So the morale of the story 'don't let your anger take over you, the outcome is nothing but disaster" . This is a true story.. and the stories continues...

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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A broke blonde asks God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I will lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." On Lottery night the blonde doesn't win. She prays harder, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, God said, "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"


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A guy tells his psychiatrist: ‘It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don’t get it. How could she do this to me?" "Well," says the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn’t see the email."

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At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn’t know gave me anything. I told them it's impossible. Even the people I know don’t give me anything.

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A man rushes into his local pub and up to his friend the bartender and say" quick pour me a stiff scotch, I just had another row with the Missus." The barkeep asked" What happened this time " to which the man replied" she came to me on her hand and knees" "That's quite a turnaround,, what did she say?"asked the barkeep. She said" come out from underneath the bed you little chicken


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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

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Jokes Corner

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he replied, "but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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