After divorce, most men realize that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.

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Jokes Corner

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said " Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied, " Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"


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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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A broke blonde asks God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I will lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." On Lottery night the blonde doesn't win. She prays harder, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, God said, "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

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At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn’t know gave me anything. I told them it's impossible. Even the people I know don’t give me anything.

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A man rushes into his local pub and up to his friend the bartender and say" quick pour me a stiff scotch, I just had another row with the Missus." The barkeep asked" What happened this time " to which the man replied" she came to me on her hand and knees" "That's quite a turnaround,, what did she say?"asked the barkeep. She said" come out from underneath the bed you little chicken


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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he replied, "but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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